HELP WORLD!!! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!!!!

HELP WORLD I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY ELECTRONIC TERRORISTS AND LAW ENFORCEMENT DISGUISED AS GOOD PEOPLE! THE SMILE IS AN ACT. IT'S A Microsoft PROTOCOL AND THEY KEEP SAYING "IT'S POLICY!"

That's me in the picture, But the friend I never knew just informed me that what's going on is now an anti-firearms protest! Why police officers? So I'm easier to kill? Shall I smoke a cigarette now? Let me guess you are truth inc. now right?